Adam Levine is a Douchebag
It’s about time you realized you are king of the Delta Bravo club.
In an interview with “GQ” Adam says “Would it be really easy to assume that I was a (d-bag)? Definitely. 100%. But that doesn’t mean that I am. Or maybe I am, I don’t know.” You are Adam, you are. Sorry. He went on to say ( sounding so much like a DB that the irony might kill me) “I’m going to get really intricately self-reflective right now, and ask myself, once and for all, definitively, whether or not I’m a (d-bag)”. ADAM, SHUT UP AND JUST SING.
Kim Kardashian Gets Dumber
THIS JUST IN!!! KIM KARDASHIAN IS BLONDE.
I REPEAT, KIM KARDASHIAN IS BLONDE.
THAT IS ALL.
Leave Britney “Alone”
(Michelangelo Di Battista/Sony/RCA)
Looks like Britney Spears might be single again! As you know, she’s been focusing on her residency in Las Vegas (which I MUST go see) and that might be the problem. She’s spending weekends in Vegas then back home to be with her boys so their school schedule isn’t upset, it’s a tough schedule for sure. Sources tell me they actually broke up a while ago, just haven’t released a statement about it. Looks like it was amicable so that’s good, girlfriend doesn’t need any more drama in her life. She looks great and I’m so happy she’s found her happy place.
What's up summer!!! Where are my sunglasses when I need them? Lol ☀️☀️☀️ http://t.co/gXLQzWEw3V
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Britney Spears (@britneyspears) June 24, 2014
A Reflection on MJ’s Pet Monkey, Bubbles
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And finally this morning, yesterday was the five year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, so let’s talk about him. Back in the day – way back in 1987 – Bon Jovi and MJ were both in Japan and JBJ invited Michael to his room in the hotel. Well, the King of Pop never showed, but he sent an emissary – Bubbles. Yep, Jon says “We proceeded to get very drunk, have a bunch of water fights, knock on doors, typical rockstar things to do in the 80’s. We were having a blast with Bubbles just two floors below MJ.” Tell me that doesn’t sound like fun?
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